The Dark Mark's Interview with Snow Chang

Green- Snow 

Navy- The Dark Mark

"So, Snow, you go to Hogwarts, am I correct?"

"Uh, yeah.....?"

"Who would you say is you best friend, aside from Scorpius?"

"I'd have to say Alyssa, to be truthful."

"What is it like being a Slytherin? Unforgivable curses?"

"Well, actually, I have used Imperio once on Scorpius, he can be such an idiot sometimes.........."

"How did you ever get to be friends with Scorpius, anyway?"

"I don't exactly remember. Um, on the train..... I sat in his compartment, and we started (I, a bit confused) about Hogwarts."

"Mm. So, if you had known what all these houses were about, would you have..... not been in Slytherin?"

"Well, that's an idiotic question! Yes, I would have still been in Slytherin."

"How do you feel about ol' mum?"

"..."

"Oh, I already know. So, dogs or cats?"

"Bloody hell, dogs!"

"Right. Forgot you were based on me." 

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I'm based on you? Whew, It's my turn to interview you! What kind of owl do I have?"

"Trick question. You don't have an owl. Your favorite color is copper, you're Korean, your dog is named Coda and is a black and white border collie with brown paws. We're done here, back to interviewing you."

"Wow."

"Yeah. So, Why is Scorpius a little..... erm, down?"

*rage* "DOWN? HE'S NOT DOWN! HE'S A DEATH EATER, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

"Riiiiiiight. Touchy subject. How do you feel about the questers?"

"Well, Naomi's good, Albus's ok, but Rose is just plain getting on my nerves. I think I'll throw 'r of the quest."

*whispers* "Rose gets married to Scorpius."

"Wow, now I just feel sorry for the little guy."

"Who are we talking about?"

"Oh geez. That sounds like--"

"SCORPIUS?!"

"If you're a mudblood, that was probably expected. Not Scorpius. Scorpius is my son, for sake. I am--"

"DRACO MALFOY?! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

"Sorry, what's an autograph?"

"It's like... this thing. Famous people write autographs for less-famous people."

"So you're a mudblood?"

"Technically, I am a pureblood."

"Technically?"

"WOW, both of you said that at the same time."

"Technically?"

"Well, if Hogwarts were actually real, I'm a Slytherin's pureblood."

"Hogwarts isn't real? Oh yes, how's Scorpius doing, Snow? He's told me about you."

"We-ll..... he's kinda-sorta a Death Eater.... and he kinda-sorta abandoned school.... don't ask me, ask the author."

"That's me!"

"WHAT?!?! What happens to him, author?"

"I prefer you call me the Dark Mark. Oh wait. Oops."

"THE DARK MARK? What happens to Scorpius?"

"He lives, don't sweat it. I'm not telling detailed. See you next time, Snow. You know, don't anger me. I can easily make you fall off a cliff. Oh, Voldemort's back, just telling you. BYES!"

"WHAT? WAIT, DON'T.... well, bye, Mr. Malfoy."

"Oh, so you're going to leave me here-- oh. You already did. Bye."