SHEEEEEEEEESH!
I JUST PUT IT OUT A FEW HOURS AGO AND I'M ALREADY GETTING STUPIDASS EMAILS!
Ok, I'll explain. Whenever I put a '#' or a '<3' in the title, it takes it as an HTML command and won't publish. So, I replaced '#' with '...' and '<3' with 'LOOOVE'.
Friday, June 12, 2015
Like, Totally Red... OMG, Black, and i LOOOVE Pink!: Chapter 1
Let me explain- they had a huge Color War, and Navy and Diamond (Leader of the White Shield... sorry, I just had to ship them!!!) took lead. But sadly, only two members of each color group (Excluding the Rainbow Prisms and the Red Guns) survived. So, yeah. (Note: Kjellberg I'm NOT taking from Felix, it's actually a common surname.)
Clean versions of the story will be released shortly after original chapters.
Here's Emerald, Diamond and Navy. (They're all I'm putting for now, since they're the main characters.)
Survivors:
Navy Vastia, Cyan/Reitei Clarks (Blue Swords)
Vermilion James (Red Guns)
Ginger Stag, Tiger Jackson (Orange Lance)
Amber Kjellberg, Chartreuse Gray (Yellow Cannon)
Emerald Jewel, Jade Mariner (Green Cross)
Fuchsia Rose, Coral Magenta (Pink Pistols)
Violet Smith, Amethyst Wright (Purple Scythe)
Mocha Kyte, Cedar Kyte (Brown Axes)
Jet Black, Raven Crow (Black Mace)
Diamond White, Frost Snow (White Shield)
Crescent Arrow (Rainbow Prism)
~~~~~~~~~~~
Blue Swords members were known for their cold hearts and
intellect.
Red Guns members were known for brute force and insanity.
Orange Lance members were known for curiosity and
misfortune.
Yellow Cannon members were known for happiness and luck.
Green Cross members were known for beauty and kindness.
Pink Pistols members were known for egotistic beauty and vanity.
Purple Scythe members were known for their ditziness and
retarded flow.
Brown Axes members were known for survival and wildlife
taming.
Black Mace members were known for haughtiness and class.
White Shield members were known for wealth, kindness, and
love.
Rainbow Prism members were known for beauty, skill,
intellect, and rarity.
That was how it always was.
Until that war. It changed everything.
Things were spiraling out of control.
There was only one Prism left in the entire world.
But they were thinking of executing her.
~~~~~~~~~
She was a gorgeous girl, long, flowing hair that reached her
hips, sparkling eyes with long, curled eyelashes, perfect figure, flawless
skin, dauntlessly aligned teeth, and gentle touch. What she lacked in character
she made up for in beauty.
"Crescent, shut up and fucking listen." I growled.
Diamond put her hand on my shoulder and mouthed, 'Control is key.'
I took a deep breath. "Crescent, please honor us with your silence and respect as you listen to us."
Diamond nodded.
Crescent sighed. It was an airy, gentle noise. "Listen, Navy. I beg of you to listen to me. It was my fault, you can blame me for everything." Her voice was sweet and melodious, but somehow cold and harsh.
Diamond blasted a stern look towards Crescent. "Crescent Arrow. We are fully and genuinely aware it is your fault. But we spare mercy as you are the last of the Prisms."
Crescent snarled. "You Shields think this is just some game of mercy! Listen, crap-head, this is real! You let me live and we all die!"
Raven groaned. He was a young, 16-year-old boy with long, obsidian hair in a long ponytail, and dark eyes. His skin could oddly be bright white or dark black depending on his current mood. Right now, it was very dark black. He also happened to be Diamond's younger, disowned brother.
Fuchsia smirked. Fuchsia was another girl altogether. She had hot pink curled hair set with a bright magenta bow. Her heels were seven inches and as pink as raw meat in a field of roses. She was wearing super-short pink shorts and a pink bikini top. Her face was covered in pink makeup, from eyeshadow to lipstick to mascara to foundation. (Yep. Pink foundation, you read it right.)
I sent a sharp glare her way and she stopped.
"Command 346, initiate emergency protocol 14 section 64, district 69 area 22. 60:00 on spot, activation code 3312689." I said into my headpiece.
Emerald groaned. "How the heck do you remember all those numbers? And what does that even mean?"
"It means that we're bombing off the rest of the world. I want us to start anew, be the only humans."
Diamond sharply stared at me and snarled. "You think that could ever-so-possibly be humane? My lord! Activate 146 command 57 on 81, locking code 836294630, double passed 68 brain code 42 at random!"
"You triple locked it? Holy crap-" Fuchsia started.
"No, she stopped the bombing. The cunt." I snarled.
Jade examined me with disgust. "Tone it down, Navy! You're lashing out at everyone for no reason. Listen to yourself. You wanted to bomb the world!"
I looked at him coldly. "And you somehow think I care?"
They were stunned, completely speechless.
I took out my bow. "Whatever. I'll go hunt."
~-~-~
Empty. The land was completely empty apart from tiny cardinals, mouthfuls of meat that were bittersweet.
I strung an arrow and shot down another bird.
They were red. Bright red, like blood. They made me think of...
"...Cheren."
"Cheren?"
I knocked three arrows and shot in the voice's direction.
Someone unfamiliar had caught the arrows in their hand.
"Who are you?"
I examined them. Bright red eyes, long vermilion hair gathered into a braid, a crimson warrior dress plaited in cherry armor. Tall, rose-colored leather boots, and a scarlet-ruby sword hung by her side.
And tucked under her arm was a scratched and beat-up crash helmet.
"I'm that girl you let fall off a cliff. Cheren Chelia, commander of the Red Guns legion."
I was quiet.
"You don't look too shocked. Or are you daunted inside?"
I grinned. "Sure. I knew that wouldn't kill you."
"Do you still have Leyniskytta? Or did you kill him?"
"I still have him, but he's been somewhat feral recently."
"Feral? I thought that was a cat thing?"
"Cats, humans, dogs, a lot of things can be feral. Brush up on facts. But yeah, he's been unusually... different... lately."
"Sverd's gone or something?"
"No, Sverd's perfectly fine. But it's not just Leyniskytta acting off, too. It's also Vitleysingur. I think they're probably connected, but I don't have time to deal with that. I either wait for them to shape up, or kill Leyniskytta."
"Why not Vitley?"
"Vitley? Oh lord, don't make up nicknames for them."
"Fine, Vitleysingur. Why not kill him?"
"He's the Legendary Panther's son, retard!"
"Well, excuse me, then. What's special about the Legendary Panther?"
"What's special about the Great Lion?"
"Touché..."
Ok, have to end that there... the font's jacking up.
Raven groaned. He was a young, 16-year-old boy with long, obsidian hair in a long ponytail, and dark eyes. His skin could oddly be bright white or dark black depending on his current mood. Right now, it was very dark black. He also happened to be Diamond's younger, disowned brother.
Fuchsia smirked. Fuchsia was another girl altogether. She had hot pink curled hair set with a bright magenta bow. Her heels were seven inches and as pink as raw meat in a field of roses. She was wearing super-short pink shorts and a pink bikini top. Her face was covered in pink makeup, from eyeshadow to lipstick to mascara to foundation. (Yep. Pink foundation, you read it right.)
I sent a sharp glare her way and she stopped.
"Command 346, initiate emergency protocol 14 section 64, district 69 area 22. 60:00 on spot, activation code 3312689." I said into my headpiece.
Emerald groaned. "How the heck do you remember all those numbers? And what does that even mean?"
"It means that we're bombing off the rest of the world. I want us to start anew, be the only humans."
Diamond sharply stared at me and snarled. "You think that could ever-so-possibly be humane? My lord! Activate 146 command 57 on 81, locking code 836294630, double passed 68 brain code 42 at random!"
"You triple locked it? Holy crap-" Fuchsia started.
"No, she stopped the bombing. The cunt." I snarled.
Jade examined me with disgust. "Tone it down, Navy! You're lashing out at everyone for no reason. Listen to yourself. You wanted to bomb the world!"
I looked at him coldly. "And you somehow think I care?"
They were stunned, completely speechless.
I took out my bow. "Whatever. I'll go hunt."
~-~-~
Empty. The land was completely empty apart from tiny cardinals, mouthfuls of meat that were bittersweet.
I strung an arrow and shot down another bird.
They were red. Bright red, like blood. They made me think of...
"...Cheren."
"Cheren?"
I knocked three arrows and shot in the voice's direction.
Someone unfamiliar had caught the arrows in their hand.
"Who are you?"
I examined them. Bright red eyes, long vermilion hair gathered into a braid, a crimson warrior dress plaited in cherry armor. Tall, rose-colored leather boots, and a scarlet-ruby sword hung by her side.
And tucked under her arm was a scratched and beat-up crash helmet.
"I'm that girl you let fall off a cliff. Cheren Chelia, commander of the Red Guns legion."
I was quiet.
"You don't look too shocked. Or are you daunted inside?"
I grinned. "Sure. I knew that wouldn't kill you."
"Do you still have Leyniskytta? Or did you kill him?"
"I still have him, but he's been somewhat feral recently."
"Feral? I thought that was a cat thing?"
"Cats, humans, dogs, a lot of things can be feral. Brush up on facts. But yeah, he's been unusually... different... lately."
"Sverd's gone or something?"
"No, Sverd's perfectly fine. But it's not just Leyniskytta acting off, too. It's also Vitleysingur. I think they're probably connected, but I don't have time to deal with that. I either wait for them to shape up, or kill Leyniskytta."
"Why not Vitley?"
"Vitley? Oh lord, don't make up nicknames for them."
"Fine, Vitleysingur. Why not kill him?"
"He's the Legendary Panther's son, retard!"
"Well, excuse me, then. What's special about the Legendary Panther?"
"What's special about the Great Lion?"
"Touché..."
Ok, have to end that there... the font's jacking up.
Navy Vastia's Pets
Navy's many pets will have many appearances throughout the story, here are all of them. (All created on Doll Divine since you can save stuff there...)
How ironic. His first pet is dead.
~-~-~
Hakarl the Cat- (hee-carl)
Hakarl is 'Shark' in Icelandic. If you don't believe me, go check a dictionary. You may ask, 'Z.E., why would you name a cat shark?'. That's a good question, I have absolutely no idea. Wait, wait, thinking of something really fast... um, he can smell blood from miles away and swims really fast. That sounds stupid. Deal with it.
Strandir the Fox- (strahn-deer)
A 500-year-old fox who, as a child, watched his parents get slaughtered and was forced to drink their blood. Ever since then, he hasn't said a word and is incredibly silent, even when moving. He threatens others by hurting them, but always listens to Navy intently due to their similar experience. His name is Icelandic for 'Tidal', referring to the waves of moodiness he has often.
Leyniskytta the Wolf- (lay-nih-sky-tah)
An extremely powerful wolf, and Navy's favorite mount. He was a gift from Cheren Chelia, and mated in the wild. The mother was killed by Navy himself, though Leyniskytta isn't aware of that. The cub was also taken by Navy, his name was Sverd. The cub ended up being far more powerful that Leyniskytta, but much more naive and vulnerable. Leyniskytta is Icelandic for 'Sniper'.
How ironic. His first pet is dead.
~-~-~
Hakarl the Cat- (hee-carl)
Hakarl is 'Shark' in Icelandic. If you don't believe me, go check a dictionary. You may ask, 'Z.E., why would you name a cat shark?'. That's a good question, I have absolutely no idea. Wait, wait, thinking of something really fast... um, he can smell blood from miles away and swims really fast. That sounds stupid. Deal with it.
Sverd the Dog- (seh-verd)
OK, i'll admit it, I'm going for an Icelandic theme. Predictably, 'Sverd' translates into 'Sword'. Think about it for a second, and the name'll be obvious. In case you're an idiot, his name is 'Sword' because he chops, slices, and tears things to pieces with his claws. Obviously, because of that, he's one of Navy's favorites. Sverd is Leyniskytta's son.
Vitleysingur the Mutant- (vite-lie-singer)
He's a quiet, cat-like animal that is part lynx, part ocelot, part jaguar, part house cat, and part angel. A beautiful, serene animal that was born to the the Panther of Legend and the Great Red Lion. Due to this, he is majority part Legendary Panther and slightly part Great Lion. His name is Icelandic for Lunatic.
Strandir the Fox- (strahn-deer)
A 500-year-old fox who, as a child, watched his parents get slaughtered and was forced to drink their blood. Ever since then, he hasn't said a word and is incredibly silent, even when moving. He threatens others by hurting them, but always listens to Navy intently due to their similar experience. His name is Icelandic for 'Tidal', referring to the waves of moodiness he has often.
Leyniskytta the Wolf- (lay-nih-sky-tah)
An extremely powerful wolf, and Navy's favorite mount. He was a gift from Cheren Chelia, and mated in the wild. The mother was killed by Navy himself, though Leyniskytta isn't aware of that. The cub was also taken by Navy, his name was Sverd. The cub ended up being far more powerful that Leyniskytta, but much more naive and vulnerable. Leyniskytta is Icelandic for 'Sniper'.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
I
HATE LIFE
(Yes, I know I posted this at 1:33 in the morning.)
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Another, ANGRIER, Quick Note...
MAVIS X ZEREF WITH CONDITION?!
BIIIIIIIITCCCCCHHHHHH PLEASE!!! THEY'RE DAMN PERFECT TOGETHER.
Call me crazy, but I've always shipped Gray x Ultear. Weird ship, I know. But also... JUVIA DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY. And seriously... who da fudge gave Juvia that marker?
My Biggest Fairy Tail ships (order):
1. Zeref x Mavis (made for each other!!!)
2. Jellal x Erza (They freaking grew up together. They kissed. They held hands. Jellal even said he loved her. How can you NOT ship them???)
3. Laxus x Mirajane (My friends tell me it's SUCH a crack pairing, but it seriously isn't. More than a million people agree with me on this!)
4. Rogue x Me (I'm the biggest Rogue fangirl on the planet, I don't CARE for dem Cheney haters!!!)
5. Rogue x Kagura (LOL I think I invented this one... :P)
6. Sting x Yukino (Remember when Rogue, uh, made that compromising move on Yukino? And Sting punched him fifty feet into the air and into a lamp post? Every since then i've shipped them.)
7. Natsu x Lucy (The #1 most famous Fairy Tail ship... I used to hate it, because I shipped Lucy with Gray [call me crazzzzzy] but now... holy crap, they were made for each other.)
8. Gray x Ultear (IDK. I'm weird like that.)
9. Kamina x Cana (I KNOW WHAT YOU MAY BE THINKING: BUT Z.E., KAMINA IS FROM GURREN LAGANN!!! AND YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT I SHIP THEM SO HARD.)
10. Zero x Aquarius (ZERO IS NOT ONLY FROM VAMPIRE KNIGHT, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY THE WEIRDEST, MOST STUPID SHIP KNOW TO MANKIND!!!)
A Quick Note...
DAMN STRAIGHT, PUNKS!!!
ANYONE WHO SHIPS JELLAL OR ERZA WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN EACH OTHER, IS A CRAZY, INSANE, IDIOT!
JERZA IS TRUE
THEY (if i'm right) ARE THE ONLY FAIRY TAIL COUPLE TO HAVE EVER KISSED.
Saturday, June 6, 2015
Anime War!: Chapter 3
I think this'll be the last chapter they're in the Harry Potter world... it's taking a bit too long. We're not dragging along anyone this time.
~~-~
"That group is so weird." Ron muttered.
Zeref walked in and looked on the shelves for books.
"Especially that one." Hermione added, glancing at Zeref.
Zeref pulled a thick black book off of the shelf and flipped through it. I walked up to him and slid the book from his hands, starting to read.
Introduction to Darker Magics
By Tawn Alexander
Black magic is one of many kinds of magic, but the darkest. It should not be used regularly. Many spells like 'Avada Kedavra' can kill quickly, used by the darkest wizards and witches to maim, wound, and even kill. If using a dark spell-
I snapped the book shut. "Zeref, why on earth would you read this?"
He sighed. "If I use my own black magic, I may as well use this world's black magic."
Hermione had already walked up to Zeref. "Your own Black Magic? You're a dark wizard?"
"I suppose so, if that's what you call it here."
"You're so young. How can you possibly use black magic?"
"I'm 500 years old, thank you."
"As if." Harry growled.
Zeref didn't say anything and turned around, walking away. "I believe it's lunch. I hope to see you later." He walked off, his cloak falling behind him.
His cloak was longer than the rest, thick and velvety with a golden underside that gleamed when he moved.
~-~-~
We were outside in the grass, all of the houses.
Everyone was staring at either Jellal or Zeref.
Wherever Jellal walked, the grass turned bright gold and then was coated in frost.
Wherever Zeref walked, the grass instantly turned gray and withered to ash.
The trio was back in Zeref's face. "You destroy everything," Harry started. "That's horrible."
Zeref said nothing, but sighed.
Harry whipped out his wand and stuck it under Zeref's chin.
"Jellal, Freed, Erza, do something!"
Freed raised his hand. "Lock."
Purple text swirled around Harry and forced him to the ground, disappearing, but trapping Harry in an invisible box.
Harry banged at the air.
Hermione and Ron desperately attempted to get him out.
Hermione did a spell, and Harry came out of the box, unharmed.
"I... c-challenge y-you to a m-magic match!" Harry yelled at Zeref.
"I accept."
~-~-~
Zeref stood there unarmed, Harry with his wand and broom at his side.
"Black Enchantment." Zeref muttered. Harry dropped to the floor, unconscious.
Zeref walked away with a reddish-black look in his eyes.
~-~-~
"Um, Zeref-kun?"
"What?" He growled, staring at the wall.
"I'm sorry about Harry and them. They're awfully...."
"There's nothing wrong with them, they're fully correct."
"Zeref! Don't say things like that. You have a good heart, you're just letting your bad intentions control you. Rule your own self with the good side of your heart."
"I don't have a good side."
"What? You have a good side, that hat said so."
"My heart hasn't controlled me for well over 500 years. It's tucked away in the darkest parts of my soul, sealed in a lock none can break. It doesn't matter how much people say I'm innocent. I'm not, Silver, and you of all should know that. When you first met me, what did I do? I attacked you without an ounce of hesitation, I exploded towards you with the intention of causing you pain. How can you not acknowledge that?"
I had nothing to say. I was utterly speechless.
Then I realized something. "Zeref. You live on an island far away from Fiore. Why did you come here if you thought that your thoughts couldn't be changed?"
"That was a long time ago."
"Yeah, a whole total of two or three weeks! Whoa, how long!"
"SILVER! Re- ugh, I apologize for trying to reason with you. Would you please leave?"
"Um, sure..."
I sighed and left the room.
Gray instantly ran up to me. "Hey, hey, get this! There's another Slytherin named Draco, he totally ticked off Harry! Potter's running everywhere like a freak on steroids!" He laughed.
"Gray..."
"Oh. Sorry."
"Wait, is that what you came to tell me?"
"No, no! They have this thing called a Yule Ball coming up! I was wondering if you'd... want to go?"
"...sure?"
~-~-~
The next morning I woke up in my house, right in my bed.
My whole room was clean, I wasn't in the Hogwarts robes, and it felt like...
a dream?
Was it a dream?
"SILVER!"
Nope, it wasn't a dream, thank god.
~~-~
"That group is so weird." Ron muttered.
Zeref walked in and looked on the shelves for books.
"Especially that one." Hermione added, glancing at Zeref.
Zeref pulled a thick black book off of the shelf and flipped through it. I walked up to him and slid the book from his hands, starting to read.
Introduction to Darker Magics
By Tawn Alexander
Black magic is one of many kinds of magic, but the darkest. It should not be used regularly. Many spells like 'Avada Kedavra' can kill quickly, used by the darkest wizards and witches to maim, wound, and even kill. If using a dark spell-
I snapped the book shut. "Zeref, why on earth would you read this?"
He sighed. "If I use my own black magic, I may as well use this world's black magic."
Hermione had already walked up to Zeref. "Your own Black Magic? You're a dark wizard?"
"I suppose so, if that's what you call it here."
"You're so young. How can you possibly use black magic?"
"I'm 500 years old, thank you."
"As if." Harry growled.
Zeref didn't say anything and turned around, walking away. "I believe it's lunch. I hope to see you later." He walked off, his cloak falling behind him.
His cloak was longer than the rest, thick and velvety with a golden underside that gleamed when he moved.
~-~-~
We were outside in the grass, all of the houses.
Everyone was staring at either Jellal or Zeref.
Wherever Jellal walked, the grass turned bright gold and then was coated in frost.
Wherever Zeref walked, the grass instantly turned gray and withered to ash.
The trio was back in Zeref's face. "You destroy everything," Harry started. "That's horrible."
Zeref said nothing, but sighed.
Harry whipped out his wand and stuck it under Zeref's chin.
"Jellal, Freed, Erza, do something!"
Freed raised his hand. "Lock."
Purple text swirled around Harry and forced him to the ground, disappearing, but trapping Harry in an invisible box.
Harry banged at the air.
Hermione and Ron desperately attempted to get him out.
Hermione did a spell, and Harry came out of the box, unharmed.
"I... c-challenge y-you to a m-magic match!" Harry yelled at Zeref.
"I accept."
~-~-~
Zeref stood there unarmed, Harry with his wand and broom at his side.
"Black Enchantment." Zeref muttered. Harry dropped to the floor, unconscious.
Zeref walked away with a reddish-black look in his eyes.
~-~-~
"Um, Zeref-kun?"
"What?" He growled, staring at the wall.
"I'm sorry about Harry and them. They're awfully...."
"There's nothing wrong with them, they're fully correct."
"Zeref! Don't say things like that. You have a good heart, you're just letting your bad intentions control you. Rule your own self with the good side of your heart."
"I don't have a good side."
"What? You have a good side, that hat said so."
"My heart hasn't controlled me for well over 500 years. It's tucked away in the darkest parts of my soul, sealed in a lock none can break. It doesn't matter how much people say I'm innocent. I'm not, Silver, and you of all should know that. When you first met me, what did I do? I attacked you without an ounce of hesitation, I exploded towards you with the intention of causing you pain. How can you not acknowledge that?"
I had nothing to say. I was utterly speechless.
Then I realized something. "Zeref. You live on an island far away from Fiore. Why did you come here if you thought that your thoughts couldn't be changed?"
"That was a long time ago."
"Yeah, a whole total of two or three weeks! Whoa, how long!"
"SILVER! Re- ugh, I apologize for trying to reason with you. Would you please leave?"
"Um, sure..."
I sighed and left the room.
Gray instantly ran up to me. "Hey, hey, get this! There's another Slytherin named Draco, he totally ticked off Harry! Potter's running everywhere like a freak on steroids!" He laughed.
"Gray..."
"Oh. Sorry."
"Wait, is that what you came to tell me?"
"No, no! They have this thing called a Yule Ball coming up! I was wondering if you'd... want to go?"
"...sure?"
~-~-~
The next morning I woke up in my house, right in my bed.
My whole room was clean, I wasn't in the Hogwarts robes, and it felt like...
a dream?
Was it a dream?
"SILVER!"
Nope, it wasn't a dream, thank god.
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