Showing posts with label The Jane and Lester Saga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Jane and Lester Saga. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Adventures of Lester FurryToe Part 4.

     Lester was thankfully a military historian, so he knew how to dogfight. He was flying around the helicopter, whose pilot was flabbergasted at what he saw. A dogfighting beagle! Lester flew around and around the chopper, trying to make the pilot dizzy. After 5 minutes or so, he came around for the attack: bullet holes across the side of the chopper. When it finally went down, Lester turned around and rode peacefully into the sunset.






         THE END OF The Jane and Lester Saga

The Adventures of Jane SharpClaw Part 4

     Lester and Jane turned around and ran back to Lester's House. After nearly being killed 14 times, they were scuttling around the hardwood floors of Lester's house. Lester took a bathroom break, packed, and got his flying gear on. Jane went to the litterbox, packed, and combed her hair. 4 minutes and 42 seconds later, they were ready to go back home. They got back on Lester's Sopwith Camel and started to ride into the sunset. They were only 15 minutes into the flight when a police helicopter, guns ablazing, got in their way.

The Adventures of Lester FurryToe Part 3

     After pleading with the police for a very long time, Lester and Jane finally gave in and got into the police cruiser. "What are we going to do?" Jane whispered to Lester in the backseat. "I have a plan," Lester whispered back, even though the plan was crazy. "On 3, we break the glass and run." Lester whispered. "1...2...3!" The glass shattered as Lester and Jane make a run for their lives. They didn't know what was going on before they saw the sign that said: If you see animals that look like these, call the authorities immediately. Under the sign, there was a picture of Lester and Jane. "We have to get out of here!" Jane exclaimed.

The Adventures of Jane SharpClaw the Fussy Tabby Part 3

     The second Jane and Lester got into the casino, they stopped dead in their tracks. There were aisles of casino slot machines, games, and gambling tables. Lester and Jane disappeared into one of the many game aisles, and started playing games. As they were playing, they were planning their escape. "We have to get out of here," Jane whispered. "I know," Lester replied. But then police arrived and said, "Game times over." One of them said.

Lester FurryToe The Beagle Part 2

     Lester paused a moment, then screamed "Go!" they scrambled down the side of the statue and ran to the car. They got in, and Johnny Depp immediately yelled "stop that car!" Lester floored the gas and shot down the streets of Las Vegas. A sharp turn was up ahead, and there was a casino, the Belagio. Lester turned into the parking lot. They hopped out of the car, and looked up at the wonderful architecture of the building. Fountains were spraying water into a huge pool. Lester yelled "get in!" and Jane and Lester sprinted in to the casino.

The Adventures of Jane SharpClaw The Fussy Tabby Part 2

     Once they made it to The Strip, Jane and Lester climbed up the fake Statue of Liberty. At the top, Lester whipped out his trusty rope and glow-sticks and tied a glow-stick to each of the points on the statue's crown. After ducking down to avoid the police spotlights, Jane says: "Oh no, I think I'm gonna b- RALLFFF" As the hairball soars through the air, Lester exclaims, "That hairball is as big as Mars!" They watched in horror as Johnny Depp's limo stopped at a close-by red light and had a horrible mixture of hair and chewed up cat food land in his hair through the open sun roof.

The Adventures of Lester FurryToe The Beagle

     "Sure thing Jane, just let me pack, slip into my tux, and raid the cookie jar," Lester happily replied. When he got back downstairs, he put on his aviator goggles, red scarf, and got on his red doghouse/Sopwith Camel and flew into the sunset. 3 hours later, they were heading to Sin City. Once they made it to Lester's 5th house in Las Vegas, they got in his black Rolls-Royce and drove into The Strip.

The Adventures of Jane SharpClaw The Fussy Tabby

     "Okay, we're going now, Jane, curl up and take a long nap in your new fluffy bed," Mom said. Yeah right, Jane thought. As soon as the door clicked shut, Jane snatched her laptop out from under her bubble-gum pink nightmare of a bed. After logging on to skype, she messaged her dog friend, Lester. "Hey Lester," she said instantly. "Hop in your Sopwith Camel and get your furry backside down here, we're going to Vegas."