The Starter

The Starter

 

     I was doing blocking drills at football practice.  Then it was time to scrimmage.  I over heard my teams head coach asking my teams defensive coordinator if Ryan had been doing well on his drills.  Then I heard the reply "yes" I was wondering what that meant.

     Before the first play of scrimmage the defensive coordinator told me that I was the starting defensive end. I got so exited

     That made me work really hard the rest of practice to prove to my coaches that they made the right choice and in that practice I got three sacks. 
     When I was about to leave one of my coaches told me that the defensive coordinator made the right choice that moment I thought maybe I mean something to this team.

All About the Author [Ryan]

Ryan is a person from Texas in the fourth grade.  Ryan likes to write fantasy fiction because he doesn't want to be corrected if his fact isn't exactly correct about a fact.  Ryan also reminded me to tell you guys to read some of his storeys and poems like If I Could Swim In Jello and the Umbrella   he thinks that you will really enjoy them.  When Ryan is not writing he is playing football, soccer, reading or giving his self math problems

My Half Marothon

My Half Marathon

 

As I was running my first half Marathon is Dallas I could see it my first finish line!  I told myself "30 more seconds". 

Once I crossed the finish line I belly flopped on the hard concrete.  I told my dad we did it as I looked up into his eyes to see his expression.  I was trying to say everything but, my brain was thinking to rapidly.  Then I had a thought back to all of the blood, sweat and tears I've shed ed during training, times I've fallen and thought I couldn't go on.
   I told myself the 8 months of training payed off.  Then I got wrapped in tin foil because it was 35 degrees Fahrenheit and pouring rain with 12 mile an hour winds. I was also given a medal  After I was given my medal I said to myself "if I had just played video games like I wanted to I would have never crossed that finish line".



The Tail of Food Animals

The Tail of Food Animals

   The teacher said "another A+ for Chicken Dog"  Then when Chicken Dog left the room to go to the bathroom the teacher scolded the rest of the class "NOBODY ELSE GOT ABOVE A B-".  After school Chicken Dog told his self that he would flunk his next test which happened to be the math S.T.A.A.R. test.

   3 weeks later.  Chicken dog was studying really hard on how to fail a test.  Chicken Dog got board of studying so he got the worst test tacker he knew to be his tutor his sister Fish Cat.  Fish Cat was the master of failing her test.  "I'll teach you if, you teach me how to be smart".  "Del".  Both Fish Cat and Chicken Dog were exited about the Del.  Chicken Dog told Fish Cat that the test was in one week.

  After one week of learning how to flunk a test Chicken Dog was ready to get an F.  Fish Cat's math exam was also that day and she was ready for a B+ or higher.  Long story short Chicken Dog got an F and Fish Cat got an A-.  They were both pleased with their grades and went back home.

   One month later school was over for Summer.  The food family did a lot of fun things over the Summer like Food Stone National Park.  They also got season passes to slitterbon but, they didn't go there a lot because Fish Cat threw up on a ride called the cliff hanger.

   "Come on I don't want to go back to school tomorrow" Fish Cat complained.

 

If I could Swim in Jellow

If I Could Swim in Jello

If I could swim in jello

I would bounce all around

If I could swim in jello

My tast buds would always be happy :)

If I could swim in jello

What would the flavor be

Lemon?

Orange?

Cherry?

I need some time to think

The Super Bowl By the Football

The Super Bowl By the Football

 

Oh no it's super bowl time again.  I really hope the defenses don't swarm to the ball so their won't be any dog piles on me.  What if they attempt any long field goals that would be bad.  It would be horrible if the wide receivers drop me.  I wish a kid could watch the game with me if his hands so I could watch the game from the stands.  What if they score a touchdown and throw me hard on the grown that would really painful.  Well it's time for the game to start wish me luck.

The Umbrella

The Umbrella

Their was a man named Guber Porkbelly who took a trip to Hawaii.  One day it started raining.  Guber hated getting wet so he went into an umbrella shop.  While Guber was in the store a giant chicken attacked.  The chicken was wearing the scariest thing ever a pink tutu.  Guber started running away with the umbrella on.
     Then whoosh the umbrella took Guber off the ground.  2 days later Guber landed on a ride in slitterbon called the cliff hanger.  Guber tried to sue slitterbon $11.7 million because as you know Guber hates getting wet.  The problem was it didn't work well in Cort they kepped on asking him "well if you don't like water than why did you buy the ticket" I didn't I flew off an umbrella from Hawaii!  Guber yelled of course they didn't believe him there was a very disappointed Guber when he left court.
     Then Guber had an idea to play football in Arizona, he thought their was no way he could get wet doing that.  "Guber Porkbelly was a backup the whole season entail now the biggest game in American sports the Super Bowl the announcer announced."  "The Arizona Cardinals will get the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl after this break the announcers said"  The game is off Porkbelly with the return nice spin at the 35 ow he juked the melon out of that guy 20, 15, 10, 5 gone touchdown Cardinals.  The Cardinals are down by 6 it's the final play of the Super Bowl the hail marry is up...
CAUGHT TOUCHDOWN CARDINALS BY THE ROOKIE OUT OF TEXAS A&M GUBER PORKBELLY!!!  The announcers yelled at the top of their lungs.  In the locker room somebody poured the coo lade on Guber and Guber full out tackled that guy.
  So next after Guber quit football he tried skydiving.  Whenever Guber went skydiving  the angle changed and he flew all the way to Wyoming.  Good thing is Guber knew a Yellow Stone in was only 2 miles away.  Guber's first day in the park he checked out the thermal features he checked out the geysers he really liked old fateful the superstar of the geysers.  Then Guber checked out the mud pots in some of them looked like they were having a war with each other.  Guber saved the most beautiful feature for last the hot springs.  Guber went to the grand prismatic after looking at about 50 other hot springs.
     "Whoops"  somebody accidentally elbowed Guber and Guber was flying right into the hot spring.  About 30 feet down Guber landed on solid ground.  Then Guber noticed buttons "wait these buttons have years on them from 5000 B. C. to 3014 A. D. so that mean I can go in the future".  Guber tried to go to 1778 to celebrate the victory over Great Britten in the American Revolution the Guber noticed that he didn't control the year he went to.  Then Guber saw a screen a and  an old enemy was in it the Giant Chicken "is that a new friend Guber asked?"  Yes it is latest edition Scuba Diving Moose.  "So lets make it 2250 B.C." said the Chicken.  Then Guber got enslaved by the Egyptians and worked as a slave on the great Pyramids.
   A fue hard working hours later Guber tripped over a stone and started falling through the air.  Guber braced himself to die then as soon as he hit the ground and didn't die he yelled "I would have rather died than land back here!"  Are you insisting that we dress you up like a p next to a hanging station in 1758 A.D. the Giant Chicken said.  "No no no need for that" Guber said panicky.  So it's off to 3014 A.D. the scuba divind moose said.
   Why is everything white?  Why is everybody driving minny white UFOs? A nice man named Mark Smith let Guber stay in his house.  "Look at these video game graphics they look better than real life" Guber said.  "Time to go"  the Giant Chicken said.  "OK" Guber mumbled.  Once they got back to the time machine.  Then the scuba diving moose pressed 2014.  "Yes I mean darn" Guber said. 
   Guber teleported back to where he left and finished the grand Prismatic hick.  The next day Guber climbed mount Wash burn the highest mountain in Yellow Stone National Park.
   Guber played 2 more seasons with the Cardinals and got $30 million dollars in that 2 year span.        
   Then Guber got a mansion that was 5 storeys tall and each story was 30 thousand square feet.  Their were a lot more features like his own movie theatre and a bowling ally.  Guber got lonely and marred a wife named Jessica and got kids.  "Jessica and kids meet Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose" Guber said.  "Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose meet Jessica and the kids".  "Chirp"  "Are you saying that you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina Giant Chicken".  "Chirp" "So you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina" Guber said.
   "OK this is nationals you can do it" Guber said encouragingly.  "The scores have been added up and the winner is."

THE GIANT CHICKEN!!!

"YOU DID IT!!" Guber yelled at the top of his lungs

Guber made an extension to his house for the Chicken's room and the moose room.  "Good night everybody" Guber said.