The Umbrella
Their was a man named Guber Porkbelly who took a trip to Hawaii. One day it started raining. Guber hated getting wet so he went into an umbrella shop. While Guber was in the store a giant chicken attacked. The chicken was wearing the scariest thing ever a pink tutu. Guber started running away with the umbrella on.
Then whoosh the umbrella took Guber off the ground. 2 days later Guber landed on a ride in slitterbon called the cliff hanger. Guber tried to sue slitterbon $11.7 million because as you know Guber hates getting wet. The problem was it didn't work well in Cort they kepped on asking him "well if you don't like water than why did you buy the ticket" I didn't I flew off an umbrella from Hawaii! Guber yelled of course they didn't believe him there was a very disappointed Guber when he left court.
Then Guber had an idea to play football in Arizona, he thought their was no way he could get wet doing that. "Guber Porkbelly was a backup the whole season entail now the biggest game in American sports the Super Bowl the announcer announced." "The Arizona Cardinals will get the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl after this break the announcers said" The game is off Porkbelly with the return nice spin at the 35 ow he juked the melon out of that guy 20, 15, 10, 5 gone touchdown Cardinals. The Cardinals are down by 6 it's the final play of the Super Bowl the hail marry is up...
CAUGHT TOUCHDOWN CARDINALS BY THE ROOKIE OUT OF TEXAS A&M GUBER PORKBELLY!!! The announcers yelled at the top of their lungs. In the locker room somebody poured the coo lade on Guber and Guber full out tackled that guy.
So next after Guber quit football he tried skydiving. Whenever Guber went skydiving the angle changed and he flew all the way to Wyoming. Good thing is Guber knew a Yellow Stone in was only 2 miles away. Guber's first day in the park he checked out the thermal features he checked out the geysers he really liked old fateful the superstar of the geysers. Then Guber checked out the mud pots in some of them looked like they were having a war with each other. Guber saved the most beautiful feature for last the hot springs. Guber went to the grand prismatic after looking at about 50 other hot springs.
"Whoops" somebody accidentally elbowed Guber and Guber was flying right into the hot spring. About 30 feet down Guber landed on solid ground. Then Guber noticed buttons "wait these buttons have years on them from 5000 B. C. to 3014 A. D. so that mean I can go in the future". Guber tried to go to 1778 to celebrate the victory over Great Britten in the American Revolution the Guber noticed that he didn't control the year he went to. Then Guber saw a screen a and an old enemy was in it the Giant Chicken "is that a new friend Guber asked?" Yes it is latest edition Scuba Diving Moose. "So lets make it 2250 B.C." said the Chicken. Then Guber got enslaved by the Egyptians and worked as a slave on the great Pyramids.
A fue hard working hours later Guber tripped over a stone and started falling through the air. Guber braced himself to die then as soon as he hit the ground and didn't die he yelled "I would have rather died than land back here!" Are you insisting that we dress you up like a p next to a hanging station in 1758 A.D. the Giant Chicken said. "No no no need for that" Guber said panicky. So it's off to 3014 A.D. the scuba divind moose said.
Why is everything white? Why is everybody driving minny white UFOs? A nice man named Mark Smith let Guber stay in his house. "Look at these video game graphics they look better than real life" Guber said. "Time to go" the Giant Chicken said. "OK" Guber mumbled. Once they got back to the time machine. Then the scuba diving moose pressed 2014. "Yes I mean darn" Guber said.
Guber teleported back to where he left and finished the grand Prismatic hick. The next day Guber climbed mount Wash burn the highest mountain in Yellow Stone National Park.
Guber played 2 more seasons with the Cardinals and got $30 million dollars in that 2 year span.
Then Guber got a mansion that was 5 storeys tall and each story was 30 thousand square feet. Their were a lot more features like his own movie theatre and a bowling ally. Guber got lonely and marred a wife named Jessica and got kids. "Jessica and kids meet Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose" Guber said. "Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose meet Jessica and the kids". "Chirp" "Are you saying that you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina Giant Chicken". "Chirp" "So you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina" Guber said.
"OK this is nationals you can do it" Guber said encouragingly. "The scores have been added up and the winner is."
Then whoosh the umbrella took Guber off the ground. 2 days later Guber landed on a ride in slitterbon called the cliff hanger. Guber tried to sue slitterbon $11.7 million because as you know Guber hates getting wet. The problem was it didn't work well in Cort they kepped on asking him "well if you don't like water than why did you buy the ticket" I didn't I flew off an umbrella from Hawaii! Guber yelled of course they didn't believe him there was a very disappointed Guber when he left court.
Then Guber had an idea to play football in Arizona, he thought their was no way he could get wet doing that. "Guber Porkbelly was a backup the whole season entail now the biggest game in American sports the Super Bowl the announcer announced." "The Arizona Cardinals will get the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl after this break the announcers said" The game is off Porkbelly with the return nice spin at the 35 ow he juked the melon out of that guy 20, 15, 10, 5 gone touchdown Cardinals. The Cardinals are down by 6 it's the final play of the Super Bowl the hail marry is up...
CAUGHT TOUCHDOWN CARDINALS BY THE ROOKIE OUT OF TEXAS A&M GUBER PORKBELLY!!! The announcers yelled at the top of their lungs. In the locker room somebody poured the coo lade on Guber and Guber full out tackled that guy.
So next after Guber quit football he tried skydiving. Whenever Guber went skydiving the angle changed and he flew all the way to Wyoming. Good thing is Guber knew a Yellow Stone in was only 2 miles away. Guber's first day in the park he checked out the thermal features he checked out the geysers he really liked old fateful the superstar of the geysers. Then Guber checked out the mud pots in some of them looked like they were having a war with each other. Guber saved the most beautiful feature for last the hot springs. Guber went to the grand prismatic after looking at about 50 other hot springs.
"Whoops" somebody accidentally elbowed Guber and Guber was flying right into the hot spring. About 30 feet down Guber landed on solid ground. Then Guber noticed buttons "wait these buttons have years on them from 5000 B. C. to 3014 A. D. so that mean I can go in the future". Guber tried to go to 1778 to celebrate the victory over Great Britten in the American Revolution the Guber noticed that he didn't control the year he went to. Then Guber saw a screen a and an old enemy was in it the Giant Chicken "is that a new friend Guber asked?" Yes it is latest edition Scuba Diving Moose. "So lets make it 2250 B.C." said the Chicken. Then Guber got enslaved by the Egyptians and worked as a slave on the great Pyramids.
A fue hard working hours later Guber tripped over a stone and started falling through the air. Guber braced himself to die then as soon as he hit the ground and didn't die he yelled "I would have rather died than land back here!" Are you insisting that we dress you up like a p next to a hanging station in 1758 A.D. the Giant Chicken said. "No no no need for that" Guber said panicky. So it's off to 3014 A.D. the scuba divind moose said.
Why is everything white? Why is everybody driving minny white UFOs? A nice man named Mark Smith let Guber stay in his house. "Look at these video game graphics they look better than real life" Guber said. "Time to go" the Giant Chicken said. "OK" Guber mumbled. Once they got back to the time machine. Then the scuba diving moose pressed 2014. "Yes I mean darn" Guber said.
Guber teleported back to where he left and finished the grand Prismatic hick. The next day Guber climbed mount Wash burn the highest mountain in Yellow Stone National Park.
Guber played 2 more seasons with the Cardinals and got $30 million dollars in that 2 year span.
Then Guber got a mansion that was 5 storeys tall and each story was 30 thousand square feet. Their were a lot more features like his own movie theatre and a bowling ally. Guber got lonely and marred a wife named Jessica and got kids. "Jessica and kids meet Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose" Guber said. "Giant Chicken and Scuba Diving Moose meet Jessica and the kids". "Chirp" "Are you saying that you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina Giant Chicken". "Chirp" "So you were being mean to me because you wanted to be a ballerina" Guber said.
"OK this is nationals you can do it" Guber said encouragingly. "The scores have been added up and the winner is."
THE GIANT CHICKEN!!!
"YOU DID IT!!" Guber yelled at the top of his lungs
Guber made an extension to his house for the Chicken's room and the moose room. "Good night everybody" Guber said.
This is a good story with an equally good plot. There are a few grammer and spelling mistakes, but other than that it is a great post.
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