(Everybody is talking really really loud and Bob is looking like a maniac.)
Headmaster walks in.
Headmaster: NO TALKING! BOB WHY ARE YOU TALKING!
Bob: It wasn't me sir. It was YO MAMA!
Headmaster: SHUT UP LIAR! I SAW YOU TALKING YOU, BOB! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!
Headmaster points to the front of the room. Bob goes to the front of the room.
Bob: Uh sir, my pants are wet.
Headmaster: WHY DID YOU WET YOUR PANTS?
Bob: Because of YO MAMA!
Headmaster: Get out of this classroom.
Bob: Ok, but, can I talk to YO MAMA!
Headmaster: Stop talking about my MAMA!
(Bob leaves the classroom and Kentucky dude enters the classroom.)
Kentucky Dude: Howdy Folks. I reckon this must be my new classroom.
Headmaster: Yes Kentucky person. Now answer my question. What are the chemicals in water called?
Kentucky dude:H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
(Headmaster stares at the classroom and says: Huh!
Kentuck Dude: Well, my Kentucky teacher said it was, H2O!
Headmaster: Obviously, You Kentucky people are not good for anything but fried chicken.
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