Ash stood, waiting for Johnathan to arrive. She was busy making pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. The Ice Queen was busy making ice cream to attack their guests.
"The time has come my love. Today, we take over the universe," the Ice Queen said. But Ash was wondering,
What if I don't want to be the second ruler of the universe?
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Johnathan was steadily trying to steer the ship. Unfortunately, the atmosphere messed up his not-so-perfect driving skills.
"Hey, watch it!" Ruby cried, pushing up in front to steer the ship for him. Amethyst was sound asleep, dreaming about pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. Soon, a platinum platform came into view.
"The center of the universe..." Aquamarine sighed. As Ruby landed the ship, Johnathan saw Jewel, transformed into Ash. The Ice Queen was waiting too. Johnathan climbed out, and winked at Emerald.
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Ash faced the book, opened it to the first page, and started reciting the spell;
"Navia sain verda como sai, navi-"
"Ash!" the Ice Queen cried. Ash felt dizzy, and when she woke up, she didn't feel evil. She felt alive, and magical. And she found herself in Johnathan's arms.
"JEWEL!!!!" Johnathan cried, and Jewel felt something that she had never felt before: love.
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Johnathan didn't dare open his eyes, but he heard sounds. He heard Ruby say, "EW!!" And Aquamarine say, "Emerald, don't look." And he heard Amethyst faint in awe. Then a few moments later, Emerald shouted, "JOHNATHAN AND JEWEL ARE KISSING!!!!!!" The Ice Queen hurled an ice cream ball at Jewel, but Johnathan was quicker with his sword. He blocked the ice cream just in time, and as another one hurled at him, which was lucky for him, because he had made a shield himself.
"WAAAH TATATATATATATA!!!!!" in his ninja voice, slicing the Ice Queen's right arm off. Now, the Ice Queen was walking up to the book herself! But Jewel beat her to it, and recited the whole thing as fast as she could;
"Naviasainverdacomosainaviasainverdacomosai!!!!" And just like that, Jewel's name was printed in the book. And while that was happening, Ruby, Aquamarine, Emerald, Amethyst, and Johnathan used all the magic and strength they had to completely destroy the Ice Queen for good.
Epilogue
Johnathan and Jewel were at the Misty Lake on the last day of summer before they had their wedding in 2167.
"Johnny, I just have to say, I love you with all my heart," Jewel said, kissing Johnathan as their silloete appeared in the darkening sky.
And from then on, Jewel and Johnathan lived together forever after.
The end!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE A BOYISH VERSION
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