Sunday, October 26, 2014

The Dark Mark's Interview with Scorpius and Draco Malfoy

Red- Draco Malfoy
Purple-ish color- Scorpius
Navy- Moi, the Dark Mark


"So..................... I have something to ask you two. Out of the three, which would you say is second-most superior? Pureblood, Half-Blood, or Muggle-born?"

"It's not called Muggle-born, it's mudblood."

"DAD!"

"What? Did I say something? Oh, mudblood. So?"

"DAD! It's rude! I'm sort-of, not-to-much friends with a muggle born."

*sneering* "Oh, you've got to be kidding. They're so--"

"LADIES, YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY! ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

--Dead silence--

"Well, I think I'd have to say half-bloods."

"Filthy half-breeds. All of 'em are low peasants except purebloods. BURN THEM ALL!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!"

"I'm going to ignore that. Moving on! So, Scorpius, NOT DRACO, who do you think you hate most?"

"Well, you're the author. You should know it changes. First it was Albus, then Naomi, and at the current it's Rose."

"Rose? Oh, that half-breed prat with the rotten-leaf hair."

"..."

"Sheesh! Oh, Scorpius.... you never told me you were a Death Eater."

"I think I hear Professor Devon calling me. I'll, er, see you later."

"SCORPIUS!"

"Get back here!"

"..... nice weather outside, it is."

*glares* "Young man, what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Um, I like chicken wings?"

"So do I. Especially the super-crispy ones."

"Yeah. Those are the best. I also like those honey ones."

"Oh, the American barbecue ones are quite sharp, but scrumptious."

"Yeah. But the plain ones aren't too great. They're too soft, and the meat has no flavor."

"Yes. Also--"

"SHUT IT, BOTH OF YOU!"

--quiet--

"Heh heh.... chicken wing?"

"I'm going to make you fall off a cliff."

"What?!"

"Unless you answer this question."

"???"

"???"

"When are Snow Chang's and Raven King's birthdays?"

"I'm afraid I don't--"

"December 23rd and August 7th."

"Phew, somebody knows their girlfri- erm, friend's birthday."

"Hold up. What were you about to say?"

*Cough* "Nothing. Heh..... I think I'll go."

"Yes, the chicken wing store is open. I think I'll uh, BYE!"

"Wait, come back! Oh... you left."

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