The Pokemon School

Okay, okay. I admit it. This is THE STUPIDEST series in the world. But hey? I thought it would be kind of funky and interesting at the same time.
~The Dark Mark
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Hello. I am... yes... a Pokemon. Can you guess who I am? Here's a hint... I'm a dark type... I'm blue and black.... YES. I am a shiny Zorua. Hee hee hee.... this is my life in the Pokemon School I go to, by the name of Starfox. Well, MY NAME is Starfox. My school is called Pokeacademy. I have three best friends: Leaf, a shiny male Chikorita, Fire, a shiny female Monferno, and my BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER, a shiny Axew. His name is Darke. He's also the only dragon type I know. Here is our first day of Pokeacademy.
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"Starfox, are you sure you want to do this?" Fire asks me.
"Uh huh. I packed my lunch and everything! Right, Darke?" I say to Fire.
"Right." Darke says in his high-pitched, yet dragon-ish voice.
"Yeah, I agree with Starfox," Leaf agrees. "I packed my lunch, too."
"What do you have, Darke?" Fire asks Darke, peering into his bag.
"Me? Oh, just some Indigo Poffins for dessert, some Pecha and Hondew berries, and a brown-and-green Pokeblock sandwich. Aw, mom always forgets I don't like brown Pokeblock." He says, whining. "What about you?" Darke's dad, a shiny Druddigon, wasn't forgetful, but his mom, a shiny Haxorus, sure was.
"Well, I have some red and yellow gold Poffins, a few Razz berries (Note: Ha, always liked how they made the names sound like real life berries...) and some spaghetti and brown-Pokeblock meatballs." said Fire.
"That sounds delicious." Says Darke wistfully.
"What?! You have Indigo Poffins!," Laughs Leaf. "Trade ya for some black ones."
"Fine with me," Says Darke. "Hey, Starfox! You never said what you had."
"I have... let's see. Some gold white-sprinkle Poffins and some silver ones, lots of white Pokeblock, Enigma berries, and a few Starf berries, along with a gold Pokeblock sandwich, with bread from white Poffin." I say gingerly. Were they going to make fun of my lunch?
Their jaws dropped, all except for Fire's. "Of course," She snickers. "Shinies get all the best stuff. Only the rarest berries and the puffiest, sweetest, most delectable Poffins. Wait, what? Enigma berries? Starf berries? I thought you were only two hours old! And your mom is only, what, twenty hours old? A little less? How do you guys have berries that take ninety-six hours to grow?"
"Well, my family has owned the National Rare Berry Orchard for over three hundred thousand hours." I tell them happily.
"Wow. You gotta take me there some time. Mm, a Starf berry. Had the blue part once. Delicious," Says fire. "But we gotta get to school. Remember Miss Drako last year when we were late?"
We remembered a growth-size enormous mega Salamence with wicked fangs roaring at us.
"Yeah." We all say, rushing into the building. BUT, we don't HAVE Miss Drako as our homeroom teacher. We have Lady Voir. Lady Voir is a beautiful Gardevoir that is not a shiny, but has pretty blue Gardevoir hair. (Note: She actually is a shiny.) She's really nice. Yet we do my least favorite subject first. I'm good at it, but it's such a usual routine for me that I've gotten bored of it. Transformation has been a Zorua ability for longer than I remember. It's been a Ditto ability even longer, but I've never seen a Ditto before. Unlike a Ditto, though, we know other moves.
Lady Voir looks at me. "Starfox, why don't you demonstrate, since you know how?" I groan silently and walk to the front of the class. I backflip around twenty times in a few seconds, without touching the ground. Eventually, this forms a purple aura and I jump up and land on the ground, a Gardevoir.
As Lady Voir starts to say something, the lunch bell rings.
Pictures of the characters: Left to right, top three, Starfox, Darke, Fire, bottom two, Leaf, Lady Voir.